SONG – “Moral Hazard” by The Masters of the Universe

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Say hello to the thousand pound loaf,

I saw it in a shop today.

The shelves were bare,

It sat there all alone,

Nobody had enough to pay.

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

 

Take your foot off the break,

Your hands off the wheel,

Everyone’s an adult here.

We know what we’re doing,

Just get out the way,

Only the weak feel fear.

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

 

They’re burning down the city,

They’re emptying the shops,

No one’s getting paid,

That’s why there are no cops.

Soldiers on the mission,

Who’ve got no ammunition,

Are dossing down in Millwall Docks.

 

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

 

They thought they could print money,

To get us out the stew,

The very awful truth was,

They’d nothing left to do,

When the pound came falling down,

Crashing to the ground,

It landed on me and you!

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

 

Blame it on the unions,

Blame it on the schools,

Blame it on the BBC.

When we gave you your head,

Just look where you led,

All you say is “Don’t blame me!”

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

 

 

Standing on a runway,

Waits a private jet,

Headed West to lands tax free,

The men who caused it all,

Standing proud and tall,

Still expect a handsome fee!

 

 

Moral hazard,

We take and then you pay,

Moral hazard,

We’ll gamble one more day,

Moral hazard,

We’ve got you by the balls,

Moral hazard,

That’s how the system falls.

 

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